Some of the big stuff. A brief historical blitz through
Kraft, Procter & Gamble, and the whole damned alphabet
in a shameless display of namedropping.
FACTS AND DUBIOUS DISTINCTIONS
Mike won his first Clio for singing "flabby,
flabby" repeatedly in three
part harmony with himself to
the tune of "Get a Job". Try not
to be awed by this.
At one time or another, Mike has actually
recited the following copy:
pins, pads, belts or straps"
"Take a look at these tubeless beauties"
"No more unsightly heaps"
"Wheeeeeee!! They're flushable"
"Kerm's Fur Fabric Mart. Your headquarters
for genuine fake fur"