THE GREATEST

Some of the big stuff. A brief historical blitz through Kraft, Procter & Gamble, and the whole damned alphabet in a shameless display of namedropping.

IMPRESSIVE FACTS AND DUBIOUS DISTINCTIONS

Mike won his first Clio for singing "flabby, flabby" repeatedly in three part harmony with himself to the tune of "Get a Job". Try not to be awed by this.

At one time or another, Mike has actually recited the following copy:

"No pins, pads, belts or straps"
"Take a look at these tubeless beauties"
"No more unsightly heaps"
"Wheeeeeee!! They're flushable"
"Kerm's Fur Fabric Mart. Your headquarters for genuine fake fur"

 
 
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